i think i dropped myself as a baby

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one time we got a new kid in fifth grade and he walks right in and sticks his hand under the stapler and staples his hand and just looks at the teacher and goes β€œI’m going to the nurse” and leaves

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i’m a person who often wants physical affection but is also very uncomfortable and particular about physical contact

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people that point out acne:

  1. pack ur bags
  2. buy a plane ticket
  3. go to hell

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